News Flash: Global Warmers Freeze

Where I live, we just finished our coldest, longest winter yet. Okay, I live in the south, so for all you northerners you may not get why I'm so spazed about this. We had snow. Real SNOW. Not ice, not 'there's white stuff on the ground so we are calling it snow because that's all we'll ever get,' no, pure, white, FLUFFY snow! And it happened three times! Most of the time one ice is lucky for us. And we got Christmas snow. It is official that my state has never had Christmas snow. It's usually in late January or February when we get our ice. And on our second time, it was like ten inches deep! (Yeah, I know you northern states get like ten feet of snow, but so what?) And it stuck around for two days! Ice is there when you get up and got by 10. So, I think I heard environmentalists stopped calling their campaigns 'Global Warming' and I say, 'good move, good move.'